When a lady ages, she will not look as hot anymore, that is for sure. This is where the “true love” part shines through, for better or for worse. Well, when one is younger, the pair of undies tend to be a whole lot more lacy and having less cloth, but as one gets older, more and more cloth is required — perhaps due to the amount of weight put on as well. The $15.99 Big Mama Undies would be the perfect gag gift for the aging lady in your life, arriving in a devilish red shade while being oversized to live up to its name. It is made from 100% polyester and is exclusive of decoration. Bear in mind that you will need to hand wash this and leave it on the line to dry.