Action Hero Beach Blanket

by edwin - on August 11th, 2015

action-hero-blanketHate beach bullies and the way they kick sand into the face of helpless, thin folks over at a holiday destination? Perhaps it is time you put a stop to this practice, simply by advertising to the rest of the world to watch out for you, as you strategically lay yourself and your bronzed body – abs, pecs and all, on the $29.99 Action Hero Beach Blanket. After all, with the Action Hero Beach Blanket, you can pretend you’re an action figure, and who knows, damsels in distress might actually flock over to you in times of need. Too bad it won’t imbue you with superhero powers though.

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