Because not all gadgets are cool

Now this is definitely something that every confessional booth should have – the Wash Away Your Sins Hand Soap that retails for $8.49. Now, those with more faith would probably figure out that this is nothing but a joke (which it is meant to be anyways), but I am not quite sure whether all will be convinced that it does not work as advertised. Too bad you cannot make any claims or sue the manufacturer until you have kicked the bucket, only then will you find out whether your sins have been washed away or not! I am guessing it works with all religions that have the concept of sin.

When it comes to sharing saliva, we only do it with our partner or when our kids cannot finish up their half eaten food. Other than that, the saliva of another is often considered as anathema. Well, if you want to play a prank on your friends the next time around, why not offer to make them their favorite hot beverage? Once they agree, just obediently head off to the kitchen and start the necessary preparations, using this £4.99 I Spat In This Mug, of course. Once the drinker finishes his or her beverage, they are in for a mind-blowing surprise. Works best with dark colored beverages like coffee and hot chocolate or Coke, plain water just will not do.

There are some of us who do not mind clearing up a mess after creating it, while others tend to be so meticulous that the word “mess” is not in their vocabulary. Well, the £19.99 Landscape Dinner Set is a pretty unique set of tools for your little one to eat with the right kind of utensils, not to mention teaching them to place the right eating utensil in the right place during each meal time. Not only that, it also doubles up as a plate, so that all the extra spills and thrills that happen when your little one plays with his or her food can be hoovered up after that.

Something tells me that wearing the $19.99 Zombie Proof Bodysuit is not going to save your succulent bottom from being chomped on by some brainless but ravenous zombies. They cannot read, after all, if all the movies and TV series we have seen to date are true. Well, the Zombie Proof Bodysuit is meant for babies, so adults will have to sacrifice themselves and hope that the little baby will remain silent all by him or herself, growing up through the years without being discovered by a horde of zombies. Tough luck, that will most likely not happen, but humans have this tendency to always hope for the best…

Folding paper airplanes used to be an art, as those who studied in public schools tend to launch them from the highest floor, seeing whose paper airplane could fly the farthest, while there is another category of whose craft is able to stay in the air the longest. Since you are all grown up now, surely you would want something more mature – so why not splurge on the $19.99 Star Wars Folded Flyers? These will actually take to the skies – nay, air, even without having you be in possession of an iota of midi-chlorians, so no Force is involved here.

When it rains, it pours. Having an umbrella by your side during the rainy season is always a good thing, and for those who want to always have an upbeat look in life, perhaps the $99.95 Manhattan Skyline Umbrella might do the trick? Yes, it surely is overpriced when you think about it, paying for an umbrella that works as well as a cheap one, except that this one has an underside canopy that displays a dusk skyline of New York City’s iconic Midtown Manhattan, spanning 48″ across while providing you with a panoramic view of Rockefeller Plaza. At least it is something to look at instead of the dreary skies, no?

Cases for your spanking new iPhone 4S are dime a dozen, and anything that works with the iPhone 4 will most probably also play nice with the iPhone 4S. Well, here is an interesting iPhone case that will certainly do its bit to “set fire” to your device – the Musubo Matchbook Case for iPhone 4/4S. It might come across as rather pricey at $34.99 apiece, but considering how it looks totally different from other iPhone cases out there, not to mention letting the row of fake matches double up as a stand for you to watch movies on your iPhone hands-free, it might prove to be more useful than you originally thought, not to mention cute.

The next time you want to knock someone out, forget about using your quick wit – sometimes, physical interaction is needed. Since you are a true blue geek at heart and have extremely sensitive hands (which you use only to type and manipulate the mouse when gaming), punching someone on the jaw is not quite the route you want to take, lest you damage your digits. Enter the $99 Knuckle Case for iPhone 4/4S, and as the name suggests, this is the ultimate tool to secure your iPhone to your hand, not to mention punch someone else with it. Of course, assuming your punch lands and connects properly, your iPhone, too, would be worse for the wear.

I suppose that every kid who grew up watching Harry Potter would have wondered to themselves – just which house would I be in if I were to have the Sorting Hat farting on top of my head? Well, you can place those imaginary situations in the closet now thanks to the $24.99 Harry Potter Sorting Hat. This is a fantastic looking replica which is made out of soft ultra-suede, boasting patchwork and contrasting stitching to boot. Heck, there is also a secret pocket for you to hide away a stash of dough if you want to. Too bad it does not speak, so you will still need to perform some lip synching to fool your little brother.