Because not all gadgets are cool

You know how juvenile humor work - just throw in a little bit of raunchy sex and you’re good to go. Well the same goes for the Bobble Babes - these Wet Suit and Can Coolers help keep your favorite brew cold for most of the night, at least long enough for you to finish it before getting a new cold bottle. All you need to do is give it a wiggle and see her jiggle, either that or you can always flick your finger to watch them silicon sisters do their magic. The Bobble Babes are made from neoprene so that your choice of poison remains cooler, longer. For $8.95, you can bring home one of these broads with varying color schemes, hair and clothing.

Here’s another goofy Star Wars themed accessory.  Of course they aren’t calling it what it is, no it’s definitely not an X-Wing.  It’s a Weenie Wing Commander.  It keeps your hot dogs off of sitting directly on the grill for those that are picky about how exactly their hot dog gets cooked.  It will also keep your geeky friends impressed over well cooked hot dogs coming fresh off of a miniature X-Wing.  To pick one up it will cost you $19.95 on Roast My Weenie.

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This time LED lights have just gone too far, you don’t put LED lights into weapons.  The worst part is that these don’t come from just some novelty store.  No, these are being sold on the Koch Martial Arts & Fitness Supply.  Maybe the LED lights are blinking so fast and so brightly that it blinds the opponent.  Sure, we’ll go with that, the multicolored lights are purely for strategic purposes.  To work them, just push the button to activate the lights.  The handles themselves come in either red with silver, black with silver or blue with silver.  You can pick these up for $15.95.

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It makes me wonder at times why do people fill up their bath time with a rubber duck? In the first place, why a duck - and yellow to boot, instead of other water-based fowls like a pelican, goose or swan? Well, a duck it is due to tradition, so here is a twist to the traditional yellow rubber duckie - the Inflatable Duck. This 100% authentic duck offers a taste of the great outdoors in your bathroom, just make sure no Peeping Tom actually mistakes this for the real thing and takes aim with a rifle while you’re stark naked. £7.95 is the asking price for something as pointless as this. I’ve got a new idea - why don’t you bank in £5 to my account instead and I guarantee you I’ll put it to better use.

Only in good ol’ America can you poke fun at your elected representatives and get away with it. Election fever might be over in the US, but that doesn’t mean the world has forgotten about Governor Sarah Palin. This time round we have a special roll of toilet paper for use in any restroom or place of political conversation, and we’ll have to wait until 2012 until another edition of toilet paper is released featuring quips that differ from the following.

“Doggonit… say it ain’t so Joe!”
“You betcha!”
“Golly…the hockey mom almost made number 2″

This ought to be one of the more expensive toilet paper you’ve ever used to wipe your rear end considering it retails for $8.95 per roll. Guess this is more of a decorative item than anything else.

Seriously, if you put a picture of your significant other into a picture frame called either Mr or Mrs Perfect, then it’s going to cause their ego to grow to uncontrollable levels.  Then next time they do something to annoy you, they’re just going to point out that you’re the one that thought they were perfect.  Not only that, you’ll have a picture frame on your desk that not only looks creepy, but it talks to you too.  It doesn’t say sweet messages from your spouse, no it has some of its own.  You can set it to either Nice or Cheeky, which according to the seller means nice will say sweet messages and cheeky says saucy things.  They are both USB powered and have 4ft of cable.  To pick one up it will cost you £12.99 or about $19.

This is one boat that you would not want to see it sink - after all, it contains all the grub that you have piled up during your recent run at the buffet table. The boat itself measures 19″ long and weighs more than 4 pounds, so you know it is tough enough to cater for your humongous appetite at the party. The serving dish itself is so lovely to look at, chances are guests won’t mind too much about the food taste and quality since they’ll be more in awe of you forking out $36.99 to make such a statement.

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Now is this totally pointless or what? Do you seriously need a pair of Wii pajamas to declare your love for all things motion sensitive? Well, this is definitely one pair of pajamas that you might want to wear around all day long just to let all and sundry know of your great love for Nintendo’s latest best selling console, although we’re pretty sure you’ve got to be single to wear this - otherwise you might find your other half snuggling up to that buffed up beefcake with a PS3.

Source: Gizmodo

Is your office looking just a bit too professional?  Well then get yourself a solar powered disco ball, no one will ever mistake you as being one of those professional stuffy types.  It can be used in sunlight or if they didn’t give you a window it could be used in artificial light as well.  It includes a suction cup too, so you can attach it to a flat surface and watch it twirl.  To purchase it, it will cost you $29.99 from Office Play.