Wearing a brain is not exactly the most fashionable thing to do, but the $39.99 Anatomical Brain Pendant might be something that medical students as well as cannibals are interested in. After all, it does not hurt to carry around a spare brain, does it? Boasting a 24″ long, black leather cord, it will ship with a jewelry box of its own to make it extremely easy to give away as a gift. This white bronze brain necklace was hand carved by artist Janelle Powell, where it will come with a spring-ring clasp. Don’t worry about being hit with nickel allergies – since the pendant itself is made out of white bronze, you’re good to go.
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Not everyone can stomach the sight of blood – which is why the Blood Towel that you see here might not be the wisest choice of drying implements to have in your home if you happen to host plenty of guests over throughout the year. Available only in February this year (which is not that far off actually), this rather gruesome looking Blood Towel is sure to strike fear into the hearts of your guests, until they discover that this is but a prank, and the “blood stains” are actually printed on, and will not stain their hands when they use this towel to wipe their hands dry.
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This is one mug that the clueless or less alert might actually pick up and use, or by folks who are confident enough of themselves that they do not mind giving the rest of the office a laugh. The £4.99 Surprise Mug – I’m a Twat! is the perfect drinking utensil to place at the office, especially when you make the favorite beverage of your most despised colleague as a gesture of goodwill, only to have everyone else look at said person with that knowing glance and telling eye whenever they finish up their drink. If you are on the receiving end of all those laughter, you can opt to drink it like a boss without giving two hoots about being the butt of an office prank, earning new respect from everyone else.
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This is one nutty shoe rack – after all, if something costs you a whopping €199 when a simple shoe rack from IKEA costs a fraction of that price, why would you go for the former? I guess if you are rich enough to own multiple pairs of Manolos and Jimmy Choos, then an extravagant and yet artsy shoe rack like the Shoe Tree Tulips would blend in nicely with the rest of your home. The colors are fresh, no doubt about it, and so is the design. You can even join several Tulips together, resulting in a large and whimsical tulip flower bed.
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No, it is not your imagination going wild after you have had your 10th shot of vodka in 10 minutes, and neither is it the after effects of a Flaming Lamborghini. These uniquely fashioned tipsy drink glasses will retail for £65 for a pack of half dozen, and since all of them rely on gravity for the deformation process during manufacturing, you can be more or less assured that no two are the same. Definitely perfect for those who want to be truly unique at all times, and want to stand out from the rest of the crowd. As for me, if I were to get drunk, I might as well settle for regular glasses that don’t cost so much even when they break in case of accidents.
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With Valentine’s Day rolling around the corner, there is one gift that I would recommend you not to get (enter reverse psychology) – the £9.99 Red Heart Mouse. This particular computer peripheral surely looks better than it works, after all, the shape of it makes me wonder just how ergonomic it is for one to use in the long run. At least the romantic types will coo over it when their eyes give it a glance, but I am quite sure their countenance will change after using it for a while. Each time you move the mouse, it will flash in red for that added romantic touch. Now, the only thing it is missing is an aromatic diffuser…
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Vulgarities have certainly “progressed” to more creative methods of description compared to the days of our grandparents, be it on print or in other forms of media. Well, for those who feel that they should not utter such vulgarities from their mouths whenever they feel frustrated can “outsource” the job to the $19.98 Vulgar Pen Package. After all, most of us already carry a pen, so why not introduce a form of writing implements that will also get the message across when you feel absolutely frustrated at a particular situation. The package includes a Disgusting Sounds Pen, a Bull Shit Pen and a Swearing Pen.
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Watched the latest instalment of Pirates of the Caribbean? Captain Jack Sparrow left another broken heart marooned on an island, but there is room for a fifth outing down the road as Jack’s voodoo doll washes up ashore, and as we all know, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. The £7.99 Voodoo Ex-lover Dolls offers a cathartic way of releasing all the pent up negative emotions, especially right after a breakup, where there are 11 messages printed on the body like ‘Send me back my stuff’ and ‘I want you to hurt like I hurt’, although I do not think that this will work as advertised (as in, your ex will feel pain whenever you poke this doll).
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Those who troll 9gag will be able to identify with one of the more famous rage faces, Forever Alone, and if you happen to know anyone who falls under that category in real life, perhaps the $2.50 Lip Lolly might help lighten up the mood during those lonely Saturday nights. After all, with Valentine’s Day approaching, the depressing downward spiral of being lonely could prove to be overbearing for some more than others, and the Lip Lolly is definitely a sweet antidote to such a feeling. This strawberry flavored and sexy lollipop measures 3″ tall and cannot wait to enter a set of puckering lips!
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Most mustaches “talk”, simply because there is a human mouth located right under it, controlled by the brain of a man (and in extremely rare cases, that of a woman). Well, you need not have to be the right gender or own the correct amount of hormones to get a mustache growing, as the $3.99 Talking Mustache Keyring will get the job done. Attached to a keyring to make carrying around your collection of jingles nice and fun, although there is no guarantee that the Talking Mustache Keyring could win you brownie points with the ladies.
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