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You must either be a cannibal or have an unconventional appetite for strangely shaped and decorated food to like the $5.95 Heart Gelatin Mold. It makes perfect sense really when Halloween comes around, as you can always potter around in the kitchen with this, ensuring that kids are grossed out with the well done hearts. At least it is going to be sweet and beats eating the real thing, and couples who are creative enough might want to present this to their other half. The plastic mold measures 6″ x 6.25″ x 2.16″ in size, and each purchase will come with some recipes to get you started right out of the box.

Are you a huge World of Warcraft fan? Well, the MMORPG might have been riding into the sunset for quite some time now, but the number of lives it has influenced has certainly been more than what your two hands and two feet are able to count, even if you grew seven toes and fingers on each foot and hand, respectively. Here is another chance for you to declare that Thrall will always be your Warchief, thanks to the $149.99 World of Warcraft Giant Foam Doomhammer Replica. That is rather pricey for a foam weapon, don’t you think so? Well, at least it comes with a PVC core, and while it cannot help you perform any magic spells over the rest of your pesky colleagues, and least it would make for a decent cosplay accessory.

The $32.98 Farting Fun Package is something that you might want to take a gander at if pranks and crazy jokes are your cup of tea. While farting is not exactly the best way to impress a date, deep down inside, we all find it funny – especially if it is not you who just farted. Of course, the odor that emanates from that after is something else altogether, but if you know the resident office prankster (or is one yourself), then the Farting Fun Package is right up your alley – as it comprises the Remote Control Fart Machine, Le Tooter, Fartin’ Freddy and Fart Pen.

You know how all the tough guys are able to open up a beer bottle using nothing but their teeth? The $9.99 Bite Me Vampire Bottle Opener will certainly up the ante, especially for vampires, as losing their fangs would translate to being unable to feed on other humans, so why not send in a “replacement” instead? After all, this metal bottle opener, being styled after vampire fangs, feels solid and heavy enough to get the job done, measuring 2″ wide. Guaranteed not being able to eat any human, it is just partial to bottles that need opening. At least you know you can’t catch rabies or anything of that sort with this.

Live long and prosper, and if you want to live out the former, then make sure you keep yourself nice, warm and toasty whenever the mercury drops. The Crocheted Spock Ears from Shove Mink of Croshame are easy-to-make, and can be slipped on in a jiffy. Not only that, they require a pattern that takes all of half an hour to get it done with the right amount of skill. If you happen to be a Star Trek fan or know of someone who is, then getting this as a gift (or making one for yourself) makes perfect sense. Of course, it remains to be seen just what kind of ear size you have, as a pair of parachutes on either side of your head would probably have no problem keeping the Crocheted Spock Ears on.

If you cannot get enough of your shower curtain, or are thinking of introducing a change because the current one you have is ridden with fungi (a sign of bachelorhood), then here is one alternative which will definitely introduce laughs to whoever walks into your shower. After all, hitting the market this February for $23 a pop, this shower curtain will keep you close to the familiar blue hues of Facebook, and there is a transparent segment so that you can always make a different face each time to take a picture, and post it on the real Facebook account after that. I am just waiting for a Timeline version to be introduced…

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I know that the word ‘gay’ used to mean ‘happy’ back in my younger days, and how times have changed (alongside the usage of the word). The $13.98 Thats So Gay Sound Machine might just be perfect for folks who are looking for their own gay best friend, where it enables you to add more fun to any dinner party whenever the gay mate of yours cannot make it. Inside this machine lies 25 of the more hilarious, gay expressions, and good thing it comes with batteries that enables it to work right out of the box.

Surely as an adult, you would know better than to pull a prank amongst your equally adult-minded friends. Of course, sometimes in life, you will just need to let your hair down and have fun, reliving those moments as a kid when everything was carefree, and you had so much potential for the future. I know that New Year’s Day is over, but that does not mean you cannot continue to plan for the year ahead by slipping in some parties into your calendar. Why not make your party a little more fun with the $4.95 Whoopee Key Chain? Perfect for the prankster on the go, where it has been molded in the similar shape of the classic Whoopee Cushion. All you need to do is press the center and your ears will be treated to a fabulous, fart noise. Just make sure you have ensured its batteries are still full before the party begins.

Naughty, naughty! You will certainly have a fun time with your girlfriend or boyfriend this holiday season with the $10.95 Chocolate Handcuffs, where it is more or less guaranteed to unlock even the most closed of hearts – after all, who has ever turned down a good bite of chocolate? Containing 8 ounces of scrumptious, milk chocolate, this is nothing but pure bliss. Not only is it funny, it is also romantic in a way, but you might want to make sure all the chocolate is eaten lest the bedsheets end up too stained to be washed.