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They say that a picture speaks a thousand words, I think that there really isn’t anything else to say about the $9.95 Screw You Corkscrew that can be said. Not only is it the perfect gag gift if you’re going to drop by a party the next time round, it will also be a surefire conversation starter considering the rather unorthodox design of the corkscrew. You know, sometimes with all that pent up frustration within, you might want to release all that anger and say, “F*** you!” to a particular person but can’t? I guess the Screw You Corkscrew will help alleviate some of that frustration, apart from opening up more bottles of wine to drown your sorrows in.

Who says that creativity is dead? This is one unique kitchen timer that ought to elicit some laughs for the more light hearted – the $13.99 Matzah Ball Timer. This round nugget will rotate on a 60-minute dial that is located atop a stack of Matzah crackers. Of course, this is nowhere near being edible, hence being rather cruel in some sense, but it might actually prove to be the inspiration for the ladies on the kitchen to start whipping up some delicious Matzah Balls all the more often. Just make sure whatever you’re cooking does not need to remain atop the stove for more than 60 minutes – otherwise the Matzah Ball Timer won’t be able to handle that kind of timing.

Life is not always a bed of roses, and if you love nothing better than to spend the whole day at the golf course, then surely you can’t wait for the time you can retire (preferably when still young) with a more than healthy bank account balance, so that you can finance your personal worldwide golf tour. Unfortunately, life does not always work out that way – which is why there is this $30 Desktop Golf device that helps you get your golfing fix even though you’re bound to your desk and chair. Boasting a patent-pending variable putting surface which enables you to change the pitch of green and putt a different hole every time, you can opt to practice alone or have a go with co-workers. Even better is you need not hire a caddy, and it can go everywhere with you. Just make sure your boss does not catch you in action with this.

I’m not quite sure about this ribbon, but if your kid were to gift you the $6.99 #2 Dad of the Year Prize Ribbon, how should you react? Would you think that your wife was seeing someone else who is #1 in your kid’s eyes? Or to be less dramatic, do you take this on your chin, and start working on your strategy to become #1? After all, your kid might just get you this for a laugh, knowing that there is always room for improvement. Dramatic.

Air fresheners tend to smell nice and lovely, hailing some sort of herbal or floral scent. Well, there is another kind of scent that is sure to get most people up and awake in the mornings – that would be the smell of perfectly toasted bread right out from the oven. This alternative air freshener will boast a couple of (fake) slices of perfectly toasted bread that hail from a retro-looking toaster. All you need to do to smell like a bakery is to hang one of these in your car or closet, and you’re good to go. Surely $2 isn’t too much to ask for testing one of these?

Remember the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT)? Yes, that cartoon sparked off at least one movie on the silver screen, a whole slew of toys as well as comics, it has yet to die off assuming this $4.99 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Keychains was something new – and not dusted off some warehouse after years of being forgotten. These heroes in a half shell will feature their own sewer platform, complete with crazy fighting action for instant gratification? All you need to do was to toggle the control switch, and they will go into a fighting frenzy sans batteries. To get the whole bunch, you will have to fork out $20.

It makes perfect (non)sense, doesn’t it? After all, who the heck would like to smell macaroni and cheese (unless they’re hungry of course) when they first step into the living room? This is one special air freshener, and it would not hurt to fork out $2 to try it out. After all, it is very different from the rest that you and your household’s noses are normally accustomed to. This 3″ tall air freshener will come with its own string for hanging (and hopefully not hang yourself once you get sick of the smell).

Just in case you are one of the rare few who believe that we will soon be undone by a zombie invasion, and need some melee weapons in hand to ward off those flesh eating undead, then you surely might want to consider getting the $29.99 Pocket Chainsaw. Yes sir, while it is not powered by an engine and boast a menacing growl, this unique tool comes curled up in a tin, where it can unfold to feature a 28″ chain that comprises of high strength, heat-treated steel links and teeth. All you need to do is use your hand power to cut whatever you wish – going through a 3″ limb in just 10 seconds, which means it is sharp! I’m sure it’ll do better against zombies, eating through them like hot knife through butter.

Want to make the switch from salt to pepper the next time you are at your dining table? The answer comes in a rather hilarious salt & pepper set – and boy, have we seen our fair share over the years, but this $11.99 Switch Salt & Pepper Dispenser is definitely a hoot no matter how you look at it. The spice shaker comes with an On and Off switch which can be pushed whenever you’d like the corresponding grains to fall into your favorite dish. Talk about literally powering up your dish with the right kind of dining table implements! It is made out of plastic and don’t worry, it won’t electrocute you.