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This Little Black Book holds all of your numbers like it usually would.  It reminds you of all those one nighters and quick relationships you had in the past.  Then along with all of the girl’s personal information you get a rating system.  It’s up to you how you judge the rating system.  You can either fill it out as the girl is a 9 out of 10 or it takes 9 rounds of beer before she’s hot enough to take home.  You can purchase the book for £4.99 or about $8.

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Alright so you don’t want your normal shower experience and you most definitely don’t want your guests having that mild experience either.  Well this shower mat is one way to shake things up as well as weird anyone out that happens to enter your bathroom.  This shower mat is meant to look like it has a couple of sets of fresh bloody footprints.  You can purchase the mat for £12.55 or about $19 through Amazon.

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Most bottles that have this similar shape do cause you to see very strangely.  Usually there are all of those blurry spots around the edge of your vision.  Instead of making you see less, this bottle makes you see more.  It flashes all sorts of bright shiny colors for your amusement.  It flashes through 7 different colors total.  You can purchase it for £26.99 or about $40 through Amazon.

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Not everyone can grow themselves a handlebar mustache, particularly women.  If you are incapable, but want to have one for yourself, then this is the ring for you.  This mustache is completely effortless, just slip it on your finger and it’s always there.  Plus it’s adjustable, so you won’t have to worry about ring sizes It’ll cost you $8 through Fred Flare.

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If you enjoy all of your old movies where the colors just aren’t quite right, now you can have a pair of glasses to create the same look.  You won’t even have to watch a movie to get these Retrovision glasses to work.  Instead everyone in your everyday life will get a retro makeover.  You can purchase your own pair for $4.45 through Amazon.

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Yes, it’s a chandelier literally made out of tampons.  It’s a creation from Guerilla Girls, and it’s obviously supposed to be art.  I’m sure it’s supposed to also make some kind of a statement about society today or something along those lines.  I somehow doubt that most people will be able to see past the fact that there’s a chandelier made out of tampons in front of them.  It was displayed in a museum in Venice.

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Alright, so you have a tiny desk area to work with.  You’re likely not going to have room for a mega deluxe fountain like your boss, who probably has a real desk.  What do you do when you need that zen that comes only from a Japanese fountain?!  You just buy this incredibly tiny water garden.  Instead of being plugged in to create that gurgling water effect, you just squeeze a small pump yourself.  It even comes with tiny stones.  You can purchase the kit for $4 through Stupid.com.

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Nothing screams fashionable like a purse made out of Legos.  At least that’s apparently what’s on the mind of Studio XXB.  They challenged designers to use Lego blocks to create prototypes to be shown off at the BrickWorld Exhibit.  This one is created by the designer Kara Ross.  Maybe the Lego craze will leak its way into main stream fashion.  After all, it’s not like fashion has boundaries or has to make sense.  Just look at the 80’s.

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Alright, so you didn’t make it in your career as a ninja.  Well that’s no reason not to have a little something to remember it all with.  Just attach one of these mini ninja weapons to your cellphone and you’ll always be able to remember the good old times.  Plus if you get a few of your friends to pick up some too, you can have tiny ninja battles.  One of these will cost you $5.99 through Think Geek.

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