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There is nothing quite like drinking to your health, or when your favorite sporting team wins (like the Giants) or loses (Patriots). If you are going to knock back a fair number of pints, then you can always do so with the Beerboot! It comes in a couple of sizes – 2 pints and 5 pints, retailing for £16.99 and £29.99, respectively. Forget about Cinderella and her glass slipper, I think the prince would have had a better time with the Beerboot. Definitely one of the more hilarious methods of proposing a toast at any dinner function, for sure!

I recently spotted an image that had the caption (not verbatim) that our generation is far better equipped to face a zombie apocalypse than an hour without power. I wonder just how true such a statement is? Well, assuming the world is going to the dogs in due time simply because there will be a biohazard “accident” happening some time down the road, we might actually get more and more news reports of family and friends being attacked by a zombie, only to make the hard decision of killing them before they turn. With the $3.99 Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape, you can be sure that you will not wander by accident into any crime scene – lest you get ambushed by a ravenous horde of brain loving zombies! Each roll has around 50 feet of warnings.

I suppose if you had the persona of Angelina Jolie’s character in the movie “Wanted”, then you would definitely find the Bang-Bang Handle something worth installing in your home. Sure, you can curve bullets and all, but you can always leave reminders all over the place to whoever drops by your home that you are one deadly assassin – with smokin’ good looks, too. Designed by Nikita Kovalev, it is a good thing there is no barrel at the other side of the door, but rather, a mirror image of the same handle. Wonder what happens should Nikita come up with a trigger than can be pulled? A doorway to a secret passage opens itself up, perhaps?

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Saving money for a rainy day is always good advice, but somehow, in this day and age, the rich seem to always get richer, while the poor end up poorer than normal. Most folks out there who do not want to chart their own fortune would instead look out for the big break which rarely comes. You might as well start saving today, and in order to help you save up, here is one cute way of doing so – with the £9.99 Rubik’s Money Box. Good thing you are not required to solve it before the money can be retrieved, and hopefully such a version would be in the works some time down the road.

You know how many companies and organizations out there require you to “Like” them on their Facebook page before special privileges are dished out? Well, here is something that has been translated from the virtual world to the real world – the Like Doormat that asks folks to like you and your family in order to receive special offers, including some beer and wine. Definitely something that is guaranteed to kick start a conversation, although no alcohol is guaranteed when folks flock to your doorstep. Made from 100% Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, this is one easy to clean doormat. You gotta fork out $17.99 for this puppy though.

Not everyone can stomach the sight of blood – which is why the Blood Towel that you see here might not be the wisest choice of drying implements to have in your home if you happen to host plenty of guests over throughout the year. Available only in February this year (which is not that far off actually), this rather gruesome looking Blood Towel is sure to strike fear into the hearts of your guests, until they discover that this is but a prank, and the “blood stains” are actually printed on, and will not stain their hands when they use this towel to wipe their hands dry.

This is one nutty shoe rack – after all, if something costs you a whopping €199 when a simple shoe rack from IKEA costs a fraction of that price, why would you go for the former? I guess if you are rich enough to own multiple pairs of Manolos and Jimmy Choos, then an extravagant and yet artsy shoe rack like the Shoe Tree Tulips would blend in nicely with the rest of your home. The colors are fresh, no doubt about it, and so is the design. You can even join several Tulips together, resulting in a large and whimsical tulip flower bed.

Vulgarities have certainly “progressed” to more creative methods of description compared to the days of our grandparents, be it on print or in other forms of media. Well, for those who feel that they should not utter such vulgarities from their mouths whenever they feel frustrated can “outsource” the job to the $19.98 Vulgar Pen Package. After all, most of us already carry a pen, so why not introduce a form of writing implements that will also get the message across when you feel absolutely frustrated at a particular situation. The package includes a Disgusting Sounds Pen, a Bull Shit Pen and a Swearing Pen.

You must either be a cannibal or have an unconventional appetite for strangely shaped and decorated food to like the $5.95 Heart Gelatin Mold. It makes perfect sense really when Halloween comes around, as you can always potter around in the kitchen with this, ensuring that kids are grossed out with the well done hearts. At least it is going to be sweet and beats eating the real thing, and couples who are creative enough might want to present this to their other half. The plastic mold measures 6″ x 6.25″ x 2.16″ in size, and each purchase will come with some recipes to get you started right out of the box.