Pet Follies

If you wanted a chew toy for your dog that would maximize the amount that your guests are grossed out, then this is the toy for you.  I doubt that most people would be able to resist cringing while the dog is gnawing on this pile of of furry poop.  To top things off this pile of crap squeeks as your pooch chews away at it.  You can purchase one of your very own for $6.95 through Baron Bob.

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Tired of having to hand out treats to your greedy little pet?  Well now DogPets can dispense the treats for you.  Just hold the handle and push a button.  It will shoot out a cube of meat, so you don’t have to strain any muscles tossing a lightweight treat to your pet.  There’s no information on where to purchase these just yet, but it looks like it might be sticking to Japan for now.

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Not too sure what I have to say about this, but if you are planning to get drunk or have a boisterous night out with the rest of the guys, then bringing your dog around isn’t exactly a good idea unless Fido is smart enough to dial a cab to fetch the both of you home once you have long past your alcohol limit. The Bark 4 Beer Dog Collar Bottle Opener is pretty self explanatory, where the collar itself is made from high grade woven nylon and comes with a retractable bottle opener on a 2-foot long cord just in case you need to get a cold one open. Hopefully your pooch won’t get drunk with all the festivities going on, either. The Bark 4 Beer Dog Collar Bottle Opener is going for $14.95.

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Those who own a dog might have undergone training with their pooch using the clicker method. For some of us, our four legged friends seem to have a mind of their own, making us wish that a device like the Control-a-Dog Remote Control actually works.

Thank goodness you can have the Control-A-Dog Remote! Now anyone can have the power of Total Dog Domination in their hand. That’s right! You want Fido to Sit, Stay, Speak, Drop It? Just point the remote at your dog, press the appropriate button, and hope for the best. It’s powered by wishful thinking, so if your brain waves aren’t very strong yet, you may have some issues initially. Don’t worry, keep mashing the button and hoping and one day your dog will stop peeing in the living room.

This 21-button novelty remote control is powered by wishful thinking and retails for $7.99, making it one of the prime candidates for gadget of the year on Foolish Gdagets.

Pets are the center of many people’s lives.  They dress them up in cute little clothes and shower them with affection.  Well if you know someone that is head over heals for their pooch, here’s a humorous gift to help them keep their dog looking good.  You can pick them up these Rear Gear Butt Covers.  These tiny cardboard cutouts dangle in front of your pet’s butthole to keep it looking pretty.  They come in disco ball form, biohazard, air freshener, heart, flower, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff’s badge, dice and then of course you can get a custom one.  Each of these will cost you $5 just as soon as the Etsy seller gets more of these in stock.

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We know that it can get pretty cold at this time of the year, especially for those who live in the northern hemisphere, hence the need to make sure everyone under your roof remains nice and warm – including your four legged friends. This therapeutic jacket for your dog comes with a toy-like doggy on the back, where the latter can be removed (it is attached via velcro) to be microwaved or frozen in order to provide heat (or cold during the summer) when required. At $34.95, don’t be surprised the next time you bring Lassie out for a walk, both you and him will get the teasing of your lives, making you wonder whether it is actually worth it or not.

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This has to be the most unhappy dog I have ever seen.  They could have at least put this Circus Monkey Rider Costume on a dog that was happy about it.  This dog looks like he’s plotting your death for attaching the overly excited monkey to its back.  You can expect the same kind of looks from your own dog should you decide to do the same to it.  The costume comes in one-size fits most, which apparently means it fits most medium size dogs.  You can purchase the harness for $39.99 from Dog-A-Holics.

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There are times when you see a dog lazily stretched out in the sun that you wish you could trade places with the dog.  Let him go to work while you spend your days doing practically nothing.  However, this gadget is bound to make you change your mind about switching places with the pooch.  This dog bone gone evil is attached to a collar for the dog to wear.  When the dog starts all of that obnoxious barking this collar will make a sound and then shock the dog.  Eventually they might learn not to be so loud.  They’ll probably also never look at a dog bone the same way again. You can purchase the bone for $8.93 from Chinavasion.

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If your dog isn’t quite goofy looking enough as it is, now you can make matters far worse.  Personally, I own a pug and that poor dog doesn’t need anything to make him look any worse than he already does.  Then again, it might be fun to make matters just a touch worse.  This Humanga dog toy makes it seem as if your dog has a cartoon-like tongue.  The tongue comes in three different sizes, small, medium and large.  The prices ranging from £6.95 to £8.95 or about $11 to $15.