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Love being the resident office joker? Well, the Sushi Mini Stapler is perfect to keep your workspace zany at all times, since it adds a dash of oriental without compromising on its functionality. This tiny stapler comes with an exterior design of a sushi, where you can choose from tuna, salmon or shrimp designs (the shrimp version is the largest among all three), already equipped with 600 staples right out of the box to get you started. Needless to say, regardless of delicious they look, you wouldn’t want to place these in your mouth. Best to keep these $4.95 staplers out of reach of children for obvious reasons.

You want to look cool, or do you prefer for your notebook to remain cool when running? If you fall under the latter category, then it would be prudent for you to consider these foolish looking pink balls that are stuck right at the bottom of your notebook’s undercarriage in order to provide sufficient space in between the notebook and the table to keep a proper airflow going. $6 seems to be a rather steep price to pay when it comes to something that looks so easy to DIY, no?

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Remember the Tengu desktop toy? Well, it is now back in a different form factor albeit bearing similar functionality – the Tengu Allstars will still require you to plug into an available USB port, where he will start to sing according to the type of music you’re currently playing over your computer’s MP3 player of choice. In addition, you can choose from Rotten, Stardust and Woodstock models that are three totally new characters, where each of them will be accompanied by a bunch of zany stickers for you to “dress” them up as you wish, complementing the really huge afro. Individual Tengu Allstars come with their own style and color to depict a specific time and music era, retailing for $40 a pop.

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No, the Muscle Mouse won’t substitute your sessions at the gym by growing muscles on your body simply by playing too much World of Warcraft, but it apparently comes with a connector that requires you to plug in a wired set of EMS (Electrical Muscle Stimulation) pads. These pads are connected to a relevant body part that you feel is particularly sore, where it will then get to work by soothing them, and you can control the stimulation levels with the special buttons located on the side of the mouse. We’ve no idea just how effective this is, but it sure as heck is weird! Imagine being half naked at work while using this…

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How much would you pay for some cardboard? We suspect not very much, if at all. Well, you’ve got to be really desperate for some way to organize your working space if you are willing to fork out $7 for what amounts to a tiny cardboard box with five slots within to store your array of hard drives in a neat manner. And to think that this is after a 50% discount off the original $14 price point! Trust Brando to come up with the foolish HDD Paper Storage Box with Cover – small consolation that it comes with a cover.

Most of us are pretty nice to one another at the office until the day arrives where pizza is ordered for a simple lunch, where the supposed time of bonding turns into a silent fight the biggest slices among colleagues instead. Prevention is better than cure, they say, so why not quell potential fights with the Pizza Boss 3000 Pizza Slicer? After all, this unique cutter is able to make short work of pepperoni, layers of thick cheese and even anchovies without batting an eyelid, while ensuring the whole thing doesn’t result in one big mess with disproportionate portions. Made out of plastic and stainless steel, the Pizza Boss 3000 Pizza Slicer can be yours for $14.99.

Want to make yourself the social pariah at the office? That’s not too hard to do when you sieve through our growing database on really foolish stuff that ends up rolling off the manufacturing lines in some remote factory somewhere in the world. We suppose the same idiotic process was applied to the Neko Mimi Memory – for $42, you’re seriously shortchanged as you get a couple of 2GB USB flash drives with the outer covering of fake kitten ears. Hopefully this scourge does not make its way from Japan to elsewhere…

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This is one of the more hilarious mugs we’ve come across to date and would make for a pretty funny gift for your colleague. After all, it helps carve a smile on your face without using a single phrase or sentence, instead coming in a form of an unplugged mug that has hot tea (or a beverage of choice) spilling out all over should somebody decide to nick your mug when you’re not looking. While you might be labeled as selfish for not wanting to share your mug, it pays to be safe rather than sorry with all sorts of flu bugs going around these days. Definitely worth a second look and every penny that makes up the $18.99 price tag with the Plug Mug.

To continue where we left off yesterday, here are a couple more Spiderman products. We’ll stop here of course, although we’re pretty sure that these won’t be the last Spiderman-based merchandise to be released! The Spiderman USB Light is meant to help you out in your night time reading without waking your other half up. A trio of LEDs ought to do its job pretty well, and it comes with a four-foot long USB cable just in case you want to stretch things out a bit. The Spiderman USB Light can be foolishly yours for $15.