There are some times when you absolutely need to go – to pay a deposit, so to speak, into the porcelain throne. Of course, if you stay alone and have an en suite bathroom, then it should be no problem at all. However, if you happen to share a house or apartment with other people, then you might want to make sure that the toilet is free for you to use as and when required – and you can do so by planting the $1.99 Toilet Seat Turd on one of the seats. Chances are it will turn off whoever would want to take a dump, leaving it free for you, although you can’t be sure that anyone who is desperate will just go ahead and sweep your Toilet Seat Turd away.