You know what they say – money talks, bullshit walks. Well, it seems that you can really get those nasty thoughts about someone who has hurt you real bad in the past or recently by writing them down with the $3.99 Poopy Pen. After all, it is also the perfect writing instrument to leave on your table, so much so that folks who are normally disgusted with such items will give it a miss should they want to borrow a pen from you without your permission. After all, the exterior looks real enough, and with the rubbery texture all around? Perfect for cubicle hermits who prefer to have their stuff left alone.