Birthdays are supposed to be extremely joyous occasions, and hence, there are opportunities to celebrate them with your family and loved ones once a year – preferably with a cake in tow, of course. If you know that the person who will be celebrating his or her birthday has a wicked sense of humor, then the $4.99 Not Long Now Birthday Candles would be the ideal decoration on the cake – others, especially those who are from a suspicious or superstitious background, might feel that this is an affront to them – so use it wisely, lest you be struck off from the will of the grouchy yet extremely rich grandaunt of yours!