There is nothing quite like waking up in the morning and dispelling all of that drowsiness with your favorite caffeine-infused drink. The thing is, you might not have the best roasted beans all the time, and neither can the water quality be deemed to be consistent enough. Perhaps all of those are out of your control, but this does not mean that you are unable to make sure certain elements remain within your control – such as the kind of mug that you would like to use. Even if a drink has no caffeine in it, you can always perk yourself up with the $9.99 Whoopee Cushion Mug. This is a hilarious looking mug, where it holds approximately 12 ounces with flatulent pride.