Mind Control Mints

by edwin - on March 9th, 2015

mind-control-mintsIt must be said that the untrained eye would be unable to figure out just what the $2.99 Mind Control Mints are, which claim to offer a bunch of breath-freshening candies, albeit having the special powers that would bring you to be on par with that of Professor Charles Xavier. I jest, there is no such thing as reading minds, and the only mutants you would read about in real life would not have the kind of powers that the X-Men have. All in all, even if you are unable to read minds after having these mints, you can still increase your powers persuasion with your newly minted (pun not intended) breath.

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