Fart Extinguisher Air Freshener

by edwin - on December 23rd, 2014

fart-extinguisherAfter living on this earth for quite a few decades, I have come the following conclusion – farts can be broken down into a couple of types – the silent one, and the noisy one. More often than not, it would be the silent ones that are killer farts – creeping up slowly and insidiously before hitting you squarely in the nose, while the loud farts might be embarrassing, but at least it does not stink. Hence, each time before you step into a particular enclosed area with other people who might have taken in too many beans during breakfast, whip out the $8.95 Fart Extinguisher Air Freshener and give the area a good spray – as a pre-emptive move, of course. Standing 5” in height and holding approximately 4 ounces of air freshener, it is funny even on its own.

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