Now here is an interesting purchase that you might want to consider if you would like to lose a good friend, and to do so without having to gossip behind your friend’s back. Just purchase a relatively useless gift, and you are well on your way in that particular direction. Case in point, the $2.99 You Rock! Rock. Yes sir, this is one useless present, although the way in which it has been named might just earn you some leeway to get back in the good graces of your friend’s books. This rock comes in a velvety bag that has been imprinted with the shiny silver message “YOU ROCK!”, making it one of the more hilarious stocking stuffers that you will come across in this day and age. The bag colors and rock types will vary, so it is a decent way to try your luck!