Zombie Attack Apron

by edwin - on September 29th, 2014

zombie-apronZombies are generally messy eaters, and you would not be able to find a fine dining restaurant in operation anywhere for zombies if they actually end up with a semblance of human consciousness in due time. Having said that, perhaps zombies hunt down humans by visuals alone – and not smell? Hence, you might want to blend in with the rest of the zombie crowd in the event of a zombie outbreak or apocalypse, unless you make any kind of sudden movement or happen to have some of your brains knocked out of you, where the latter probably wouldn’t happen. The $19.99 Zombie Attack Apron is ideal to help you be one with the rest of the zombie crowd, and this happens to be a ThinkGeek creation and exclusive to boot.

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