We live in an instant world these days, and so it is far from surprising to come across something like the $12.99 Instant Redneck Button. After all, there surely must be a situation in your life when you need to crack a redneck joke, or at least to sound like one, whether it is for role playing purposes or simply to expand your artistic repertoire, so why not get all the help that you can? This hilarious Instant Redneck Button comes with half a dozen ridiculous Redneck phrases which will keep you laughing, including “Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!”, “Mmmmm! Chicken pot pie!”, “Hey Wilma, there’s a mouse in the trailer!”, “Oooh! I think the trailer just fell off the bricks!”. “Pffft! Ooh weeee! That’s just the beer talking!”, and “FAAARRT! Y’all got a match?!”. Thankfully, it comes with batteries to help you get started right out of the box.