Don’t Say the Word Shit! Matches

by edwin - on September 13th, 2014

dont-say-word-matchesI wonder how many people actually still make use of matches these days. Granted, a box of matchsticks would go a long way in making sure that you can start a fire in the wilderness as opposed to rubbing a dry twig into another piece of wood to get a spark going. Alternatively, there are firestarters and lighters that will be able to get the job done in a far more efficient manner, so where is the value in the $0.95 Don’t Say the Word Shit! Matches? Actually, none – after all, if there was any such value in the first place, it would not have made it to our hallowed halls of Foolish Gadgets! Regardless, the whole Don’t Say the Word Shit! Matches are pretty much self explanatory – simply don’t use the banned word, and you’re good to go – all 110 matches within, that is.

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