Cheeseburger Mask

by edwin - on September 23rd, 2014

cheeseburger-maskI suppose if there ever was a zombie apocalypse that will happen anytime in the near future, you might want to equip yourself with all sorts of anti-zombie weaponry, ranging from guns to crossbows and even a hatchet – anything that can cause massive head trauma to the zombie so that your brains will be protected. Alternatively, how about relying on this $39.99 Cheeseburger Mask? Bring along some pepper and salt with you, too, so that you can sprinkle those all over the Cheeseburger Mask when you wear it. After all, zombies are interested in brains, and if they see a walking cheeseburger around, they would most likely avoid it and home in on that pesky neighbor of yours.

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