Instant Obama Button

by edwin - on August 22nd, 2014

instant-obama-buttonThe President of the United States of America is supposed to be the most powerful man in the world, where he has a massive, technologically advanced army at his command, not to mention a sizeable nuclear arsenal that hopefully will not need to see the light of day, not to mention being able to boast of having the second largest economy in the world. Does this mean he has a clue as to what he is doing? Perhaps, or perhaps not. This is where the $12.99 Instant Obama Button might be said to perform better than the real deal himself, where pressing it will see one out of six phrases blurted out randomly, including “I represent hope and change and communism.”, “If you like your plan, you can keep your plan… unless I change my mind.”, “I developed my love of country growing up in Kenya… I mean Hawaii.”, “Yes we can… have a socialist in the white house.”, “Wish I could solve this great nation’s problems… but it’s time for my next vacation.”, and “Remember, you can always count on me… Your messiah in chief.”

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