You know the saying, where someone is scared “sh*tless”, or is so terrified that they actually soil their pants. Well, other than relying on the world of supernatural happenings to kick into gear, there is a way to ensure that you get the job done – yourself, of course, in the form of the £9.99 The Drop. Just what is The Drop? It so happens to be a horror novel that comes in the form of a toilet roll, which is touted to scare the heck out of you – while moving your bowels at the same time, of course, which would mean you need not have to drop by the doctor’s any more to pick up your supply of laxatives and what-not. It was written by Koji Suzuki, famed author of the ‘Ring’ and ‘Spiral’ series, and each set of 3 toilet rolls tell their own terrifying tale. Goodbye laxatives, hello horror stories!