I guess that everyone and even their pet has a social network account that they can call their own, with some other folks out there having multiple accounts to boot. Having said that, some of us take our social network accounts a whole lot more seriously than others, and if you are a real hardcore user, then you might want to take into consideration picking up this $6.99 Social Networking Status Update Plaque which sarcastically informs all of your other colleagues that you do know what they are up to – and work is not on the list.