“Polly wants a cracker!” is what we tend to hear all the time, with the faithful parrot perched across the shoulder of its master, one of the pirates who sail the seven seas and has lost a limb or two during his travails against brute men and sea monsters. Despite the seemingly rough company that Polly keeps, his speech still seems to be rather dignified. Not so with the $7.99 Polly the Insulting Parrot Keychain, as from the name itself, you can tell that this is no keychain for kids. This Polly happens to be a loud-mouthed, foul-mouthed bird, spouting out insulting and graphic comments whenever you give him a chest rub. All of his sayings are R-rated, and if you were to play with him in a corporate board meeting, do not expect any glowing scores in your next performance review.