by edwin - on December 25th, 2013

This coming Christmas, if you happen to be single and available, and have been looking out for a mate for the longest time but somehow do not have the kind of luck, as the world would put it, to find that perfect someone, perhaps it is time to take a far more proactive role instead of depending on situations and circumstances around you to make things happen. Why not purchase the $8.95 Extend-A-Mistletoe and make sure you get to pucker up with whoever catches your fancy at the family gathering or office party? After all, we are strong believers that no one should go through Christmas without even getting a single smooch throughout the season. The Extend-A-Mistletoe will expand up to 30-inches and it comes complete with an artificial mistletoe, so much so that your target would never see it coming.

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