Dehydrated Alien Hand

by edwin - on December 24th, 2013

So, you are still a strong believer that Area 51 holds plenty of promise of alien life, not to mention a crashed UFO lying around somewhere, waiting to be studied even further? Perhaps if someone actually bought you this $3.29 Dehydrated Alien Hand for Christmas, you might be even stronger in your conviction about Area 51 and all of its alleged shenanigans. Sorry to disappoint you mate, but the Dehydrated Alien Hand is made out of safe and non-toxic material, boasting vinyl acetate copolymer, acrylic-based water absorbent resin and pigments. In its dehydrated mode, it will measure 3.75” x 4”.

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