This is one TARDIS that will not be able to help you travel through time, but this does not mean that it is useless in any way. In fact, it might even save your life without you realizing it. You know how personal hygiene is extremely important in places such as a hospital? Yeah, you never know what kind of nasty microbes might be hanging around your hand before you plunge it to devour that fried chicken, so make sure those hands of yours are carefully washed beforehand! You can also do so in style with the $7.99 Doctor Who TARDIS Soap Dispenser, which is an officially licensed Doctor Who merchandise. You would also do well to make your own “VWORP” noise each time it is pumped.