I have always wanted to have the kind of genes to grow a nice, plush mustache, but unfortunately, my ancestry has failed me in this aspect. This has led to much frustration in my awkward teen years, but since then I have come to terms with the fact that I will never be able to grow a decent mustache. Good to know that modern day manufacturing processes might change all that, with the $5.99 Plush Black Mustache giving you an instant mustache that even the most hirsute of persons would be proud – and perhaps, even envious of. Not only that, you do not need to have to deal with the nuances of shaving or suffer from razor burns. Made out of super soft and plush, pink fabric construction with an elastic band that fits around most heads, this seems to be the ideal crazy dress up accessory this Halloween.