Gummy Snake Tongue

by edwin - on September 20th, 2013

“White man speak with forked tongue!” How many times have we read or heard of this cliche, be it in movies, comics, or in real life? Well, the next time someone says that to you, regardless of your ethnicity, you might just want to prove them right literally with the $9.99 Gummy Snake Tongue. Of course, the other alternative would be to end up with a tongue that has been sliced right down the middle as one of those crazier body modifications that you could go for, but that’s a bit extreme (not to mention it sounds painful), right? The Gummy Snake Tongue would be a whole lot safer, as there is no risk of infection, all the while being a whole lot more tastier compared to a toad or a rat.

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