Vampire Hunter Kit

by edwin - on August 12th, 2013

Are you extremely obsessed with hunting down the undead, vampires in particular? If you have answered in the affirmative, then you would surely need the right kind of skills – skills such as being in tip top condition physically, while having a mean knowledge of all the world’s martial arts, in addition to being uncanny in dealing with them. Forget about the sparkling, shiny vampires, the $59.99 Vampire Hunter Kit will put you in the leagues of Blade and other tough, macho men such as Van Helsing, not porcelain-necked creatures who are capable of reproducing the “human” way even though they are dead. The Vampire Hunter Kit comes with a leather pouch so that you can hang it from your belt, an awesome stake, a diary and a backup stake pencil. Hmmm, I guess the string of garlic is not part of the mix.

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