Just how much noise can your little one make whenever he or she starts to get all cranky? Let me tell you the answer – more than you can bear, most of the time. Others around you are more tolerable though, as they see a parent trying his or her best to pacify their newborn, as they give a knowing and kind nod in your direction as though they have been down that route before. Perhaps it is time to introduce some much needed humor into the lives of new parents by getting them the $9.99 Volume Pacifier, where it is the ideal noise stopper that should be able to reduce the volume of your little one from a roar to sweet, sweet silence in a jiffy. Batteries not required.