Avast, me hearties! The times of plundering is over, and it is now the age of peace. After all, one can only go so far with a wooden peg for a leg, so a pirate’s violent past will need to be atoned for. Let Blackbeard here regale the young ones with tales of his exploits, as he serves the rest of his time at the local library, sharing his life experiences with the neighborhood kids. Oh yeah, since kids love to draw, color and write, Blackbeard can ensure that their pencils remain as sharp as their minds – with the $6.99 Pirate Leg Pencil Sharpener. The name itself says it all – each pencil that you insert would be the leg that this unfortunate pirate wished he had.