Elder Scrolls Nord Beard

by edwin - on July 11th, 2013

So you might not be the most hirsute person around, and yet you wish that you had a full and flowing beard like those folks in Lord of the Rings (except for them clean shaven elves, of course). What are you going to do the next time you are involved in a Live Action Role Play (LARP) in your dwarf character? Why, play the part, of course, with the $24.99 Elder Scrolls Nord Beard. It gives you an instant beard, although no real hair is used, but rather, it is made out of 100% acrylic. Good thing that one size fits most faces, and just in case plenty of ale as well as gravy dripping down on it after you have feasted on some roasted gazelle, just send it into a washing machine and get it cleaned up.

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