Deluxe Alien FaceHugger Mask

by edwin - on July 26th, 2013

Have you run out of ideas on what to wear for the coming Halloween season later this year? Well, this is one of those rare moments in your life when you can be a guy – and be “pregnant” simultaneously. After all, them xenomorphs do not really care whether you are male or female, the facehugger will still “impregnate” you either way. So if your real world wife is expecting, you can join her spiritually with the $49.99 Deluxe Alien FaceHugger Mask. One size ought to fit most adult heads, and do not worry about removing it, it will not constrict your throat with its tail even more, and neither does it have acid blood coursing through its entire body. Just don’t touch this if you’re allergic to latex though.

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