Most of the time, summer would be the moment where ladies would wear their very best, flaunting all of those curves and long legs – be it at the beach in a bikini, or wearing a tank top with a pair of hot pants at the mall. The thing is, some of the girls out there, despite boasting envy inducing body measurements, are too shy to have anyone stare in their direction. Instead of moving into a more conservative country, how about picking up this pair of Anti-Pervert Hairy Stockings? Described as “Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out”, it might snag you a hobbit as a life partner instead. Of course, instead of looking this ridiculous, there is the other option of wearing a pair of jeans or long pants, no?