Now here is a wallet that will definitely have you in stitches each time you take it out from your pocket and want to settle a bill, or perhaps to remove a name card so that you can share the love of your narcissistic self with another person. Well, if you are an attention seeker deep down inside, and always want to be at the center of attention all the time, why not settle for the $17.95 Jesus Sonic Wallet? This glorious wallet will play back the sounds of harps and choirs of angels singing each time you open it up, thanks to an embedded microchip within the Tyvek wallet. Definitely a miracle of the modern day, this. It works great as long as the batteries last inside, of course.