Getting off by yourself should be something that the Forever Alone types are familiar with, but the £7.99 Images You Should Not Masturbate To is not the gift you should purchase for your friends who have been looking out for a partner for the longest time, but somehow or rather, their luck has deserted them. Within this book, you will find a collection of unexpected, apparently asexual imagery, and these could very well curb your sexual urges, or (gasp!) inspire unexpected new ones. No words are involved at all, so this is completely a picture book. Who knows? Seeing the images in this book might cause you to end up being celibate, at least for a while.