You know, it is rather ironic to see this $19.99 Pacifier Beer Bottle Opener hit the market. Why, you ask? Well for starters, the pacifier is a symbol of a baby or at least a newborn who needs to suck on something as a form of comfort whenever he or she is stressed out, but big boys, well, us adults tend to drown our sorrows in the nectar of the gods whenever the going gets tough, or also imbibe in it copiously whenever we want to celebrate something. Well, some big boys do act like babies sometimes, so to see the Pacifier Beer Bottle Opener arrive is definitely a pleasant surprise. Just don’t leave it lying around, or your little one around the home might actually get a whiff of the booze that it has opened ever since you purchased it.