So all of the King’s men and horses could not put Humpty Dumpty back again. What do you expect? Soldiers are not engineers nor biologists, and neither do horses have the necessary tools (read: hands, they have hooves instead) to piece together delicate broken eggshells. Well, I guess with soldiers being more prone to the act of destruction so to speak, here we are with the £6.95 Soldier Egg Cup and Toast Cutter that does as it is named. After all, aren’t you too old to ask your mom to help you cut those toast into the shape of soldiers? The Soldier Egg Cup and Toast Cutter will get the job done, and do it well, I might add. Perfect for folks who want an authentic British breakfast.