What do you have on your dashboard? Nothing but a bald patch? Well, you might want to add a dash of style to it, with the $8.95 Slicey The Pig Dashboard Wiggler. Slicey the Pig must be a cannibal with a twisted mind, as he could very well have realized recently as to how delicious he is around the belly, and obviously wants to share himself with you, putting even the most battle hardened Walking Dead character get sick to the stomach. Slicey The Pig Dashboard Wiggler is a vinyl porker who wields a large carving knife to his own mid-section as he grins maniacally while you drive around.