Arrr! Shiver me timbers, my pencils are all too blunt for me to sign the death warrants of the mutinous men aboard my ship, whom I want to send to their watery graves below at untold depths. Is there any respite for an old man to get those pencils sharpened? Good to know that there is still hope left, and what a pirate-y manner to get the job done, too, with the $6.99 Pirate Leg Pencil Sharpener. This is one pencil sharpener that will commandeer the shavings from your pencil, while ensuring that there is a sharp point at the end at all times. You no longer need to rely on a knife to get the job done, while risking your finger being cut for the umpteenth time.