Darth Vader Stress Squeeze

by edwin - on March 23rd, 2013

Who is your latest squeeze? Well, if Senator Amidala were to still be alive in the Star Wars universe today, she would have said that Anakin Skywalker is it – never mind that doing so would have caused an upheaval among the Jedi Council. Good thing Anakin is no more, as he has turned over to the Dark Side while acting as Emperor Palpatine’s right hand man. Well, it you love men in tights and are dark, mysterious with an extremely deep voice, then Darth Vader’s your main squeeze – literally, as we are referring to the $12.99 Darth Vader Stress Squeeze. This palm-sized squeeze will allow you to force crush good ol’ Vader himself without him returning the “favor”, as you destress and return to the Light Side of the Force.

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