Shark Sucker

by edwin - on February 21st, 2013

Sharks have proven to be quite the fearsome predator, and no thanks to Steven Spielberg’s Jaws, fear of sharks amongst humans shot through the roof, never mind that more folks die from vehicle accidents each year compared to getting bitten to death by a shark. How about turning the tables back on the perception of man-eating sharks, with the $3.99 Shark Sucker? Yes sir, it comes in the form of a gaping shark mouth, but your mouth will definitely be a whole lot larger, capable of engulfing it in the way of a traditional lollipop. You won’t find anything fishy about this, as it sports a blueberry flavor that dances upon your tongue.

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