Safe-Sex Sweater

by edwin - on February 10th, 2013

So, it has been a long while since you have had a go at the horizontal hokey-pokey, but here is a tip for you – you would not end that ‘drought’ anytime soon with the £39.99 Safe-Sex Sweater for sure, and it is the perfect way to virginity-proof your kid by getting him this. It should not be an issue to make sure he can wear it, since it will arrive in small, medium and large sizes. This prophylactic-inspired sweater is more or less guaranteed to prevent sexual activity of any kind, as no lady worth her salt is going to try to bed you while you wear this.

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