Switchblade Bottle Opener

by edwin - on January 14th, 2013

So you think that you are pretty cool with a switchblade in hand back when you were a kid? Guns are far more deadly and effective, but regardless of either weapon’s effectiveness, I would surely loathe to see either appear in schools and other public places as they are definitely a menace to society, and could be the catalyst for yet another public outpouring of grief. So if you are ever going to purchase a switchblade, make sure it is meant for peaceful purposes – like the $20.99 Switchblade Bottle Opener. After all, there is nothing quite like opening up bottles and knocking back a few pints with your best mates, no? Now that’s peaceful, just don’t venture into conversations surrounding politics and religion.

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