If you have always wanted to grow a moustache but never really managed to get around doing so (or lack the necessary genes to do so due to your lineage of ancestors who have skin that simply refuses to grow any facial hair for some strange reason), then perhaps it is time to purchase a moustache that is ready for use. In fact, it will be so ready, it will see action in wiping off all the dirt and grime from one’s shoes and slippers when they step into your home. I’m referring to the $19.99 Mat the Moustache, which makes it the most dapper doormat on the block. This would definitely be one of the cooler doormats to purchase for the year ahead, don’t you think so? At least it functions as a decent conversation starter.