You know the saying. “I will do when pigs fly!” Well, the next time your friend or mate says this to you, it would be ideal to whip out the $8.95 Flying Pig Toy and prove a point. That ought to teach the person to use a different figure of speech from now on, that would be “when hell freezes over” since I have scoured through Baronbob’s archives and have yet to figure out a contraption that depicts the netherworld freezing over. Basically, the Flying Pig Toy does not actually take flight. All you need to do is hang him up from the ceiling with a thin, transparent string keeping it in place, and a couple of AA batteries within will help him flap his wings, letting him fly around in a big, wide circle. For hours on end, yo!