I am not quite sure about you, but I do suffer from memory lapses from time to time. In fact, the last time that happened, I was, dang, now I’ve forgotten. See what I mean? Hence, it is never a loss to be prepared at all times like the Boy Scouts used to say as their motto, and you can never quite tell just when you would come up to face a situation where you are required to wear a bowtie. Should that happen, you need not shout out aloud, “Oh snap!”, but rather, walk cooly to your vehicle, open up the glove compartment and take out the $6.99 Emergency Bowtie. Sure, this is no designer garb, but at least it is a temporary lifesaver. It is a good thing that it does not come with a polka dot design, no?