You know what is gross? Having a squirmy tentacle lash out at you, especially when the proverbial Kraken has been released. Well, good thing that geeks have a sense of humor, which is why this $24.99 USB Squirming Tentacle is the stuff that practical jokes are made out of. You can show off to the world just how devoted you are to Cthulhu, where plugging it directly into a USB port will see it wiggle and squirm its way through, full of evil. Good thing there are no secretions or slime to worry about though. I guess this is the logical progression of the super popular USB Humping Dog.