Do you love spending time in the kitchen? They say that the best kind of food is tastiest when it is cooked with a heart full of love. The thing is, how do you know that unless you are really, really hungry and anything would taste absolutely delicious even though the chef or cook has had a particularly bad day at the office, er, kitchen, and did not put his or her heart and soul into it? Well, for folks who are perpetually angry and yet like to cook, here is the perfect cutting board for your kitchen – the $25.99 Ouch! Voodoo Cutting Board, which is made out of solid beechwood and comes with a storage slot to boot to stash away the handy paring knife that can be used to backstab someone in mind with a little bit of voodoo hoodoo.